Around The House Anal Toys

[Robert_Z_man]

Does anyone know of any toys from around the house that could be incerted anally, I have a hobby of inserting "odd" things in my anus.


Thanks in advance :p

[Agent Green]

Vegetables, markers, pens, hot glue sticks (not while hot), and pencils all work well.

[aika]

The smaller spray bottles. Those cylindrical containers that mini M&Ms come in. Condoms filled with marbles.

[Robert_Z_man]

Condoms filled with marbles.

That sounds like a very good idea :D

[aika]

It most definitely is, just don't go over the top with the number of marbles.

[lestat221]

And what else could you put in the condom? hehe ice :eek: haha no but what else could you?

[Achilles]

Condom filled with Jelly beans? ^^

[PJ581]

Condom put water in it, and then freeze it.

[stephpoet]

The CLEAN end of a toilet brush or plunger...

[lestat221]

Now all this talk raises another question in me:

How does one go about self-fisting (of the anus)? That could prove difficult, especially for the males...hmm...

[Achilles]

That proves difficult. I have tried. Im just not flexible enough.

[lestat221]

You know what takes even MORE flexibility? auto-fellatio!

[Robert_Z_man]

The CLEAN end of a toilet brush or plunger...

Ive tried that before its very nice, but im looking for larger objects such as anything wider than 1 inch, or anything else its always good to try something new :D

[Robert_Z_man]

Now all this talk raises another question in me:

How does one go about self-fisting (of the anus)? That could prove difficult, especially for the males...hmm...

I can only fit my hand in up to the wide part of my hand it seems when i get to wide that there is a bone or something stopping the sides from stretching any farther.

[aika]

I have not tried and do not plan to :o

Either you guys are very good at standing pain or I have a tight ass ;)

[Achilles]

You know what takes even MORE flexibility? auto-fellatio!

This is true, but auto-analingus would be harder.

[green]

Wow alot of good ideas. Love the condom ones. Marker pens would be good just because of the width and size etc... What about an electric toothbrush. I have a sonicare and that is not to wide. Also you could turn it on...

[aika]

The only problem with electric toothbrushes is then you've got to use them to brush your teeth...

[green]

good point lol. Depends on the type and how easy it would be to clean.

[Robert_Z_man]

Or You Could Just Buy Two Or Throw it in a plastic baggie :p

[lestat221]

Try an electric razor with a condom over it for protection/cleanliness... haha just be careful :D

[Robert_Z_man]

i always wanted to try a road cone or a ring toss toys from fisher price

[green]

Has a water filled condom frozen been mentioned?

[aika]

Try an electric razor with a condom over it

...what the hell

[Robert_Z_man]

Lol i think they ment the handel end

[TensionRoom101]

only if you use yer own... heh heh heh

[aika]

Try an electric razor with a condom over it for protection/cleanliness... haha just be careful :D

How about a loaded gun with a condom over it :rolleyes:

Just be careful!

[lestat221]

haha what I meant was the handle part

Next time you look at one tell me it wouldn't work haha

[aika]

Not the badass electric razor my father has. It would split one's anus in two.

:o

[lestat221]

Hey now no one said it would be easy

[rumen]

Not the badass electric razor my father has. It would split one's anus in two.

:o

Haha, that's a really nice one :D I could imagine the damage this razor could dish out :)

[yvonnewilcox]

I would have to say that my first choice would be a Ball Park Frank that is frozen and used with a condom to avoid baterial from the meat.

If you have a female in the house that uses disposable douches, you could use and an unopened douche and when you are ready to cum just let the fluids flow from it into your anus as your are ejaculating.

[rpUral]

Nobody's mentioned wine bottles yet.... The tapered ones would seem to be perfect: They start out fairly small and gradually build up in size. You could see how much of the bottle you could take, and see improvements over time. :)

[super freaky boi]

try using the thing that u can put more than one cd on

[ryuu88]

oh try a metal baseball bat personally i love it

[crassus]

The CLEAN end of a toilet brush or plunger...

I saw a movie where the girl put the whole plunger handle up her rear end. Since then, I have been trying to figure out how she did it and where it went. I am more tempted to think it could not have been real.

[t_or_dgal]

i always wanted to try a road cone or a ring toss toys from fisher price

I've inserted that Fisher Price Ring-Toss toy anally. It is a thrill. It's got a knob at the top, and it gets *very* wide as you get towards the bottom. Very exciting.

[PaddleFan]

I don't think anyone has mentioned candles yet. They come in all sorts of sizes, so you can purchase for your size/mood. I'm told it's best to put a condom on over a candle to keep things clean. Those long taper candles are long too, so it's unlikely you'll "lose" them.

[Gateway]

Here is one you could try. Got a few golf balls, drill a hole through them, insert a length of string through them, lube them up and stuff as many as you can up your ass as you can. Im up to 5 now and going strong.

another is

Get your phone, put it on vibrate, silence it if you want. (I didn't which seemed a bit odd like the dinosaur in Jurassic Park with the phone after it eats the guy) attach a length of string to it somehow( You dont want to get that lost in you, put a condom over it and slid it up your ass slowly :eek: then make a call to yourself and see how you fell about that. Iv tried it once and think I hit the sweet spot. I came real quick!!!!!
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