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    Hello friendos! I am assuming since you are taking the time to check out my profile, you either are considering being my friend, or hate me with an almost obsessive passion. And to those that hate me, let me just say that I love you (Less Than Three)!

    Still here? Good! I can see now, that through much research and lonely nights contemplating life, the universe and everything. I have come to the conclusion that you are a friend from KinkTalk, and that this bio was posted (For you <3) in a drunken stupor while your head was being gently squashed between a supple pair of exposed breasts.
    My real name is Bradford Justice Zachland the 1st (The 1st was stapled by me). I am named after the famous Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams in spirit, but physically am not. Many of you probably don't know who that is since the government conspiracised 9/11 and the moon landing to make Justin Bieber famous. But I go by many names, 17 of which are unpronouncible by earthlings, the names of which you can call me are Brad, CuckYoung, that-guy-whom-you-talked-to-once-and-won't-leave-you-alone, those seem to be the most popular names for me.

    In my spare time I enjoy the touch of a women, which goes hand in hand with my career as a soft-core cuddle pornstar under which I go by the name MuffinBasket. I also am a hardcore gamer of which I play games with story over multiplayer like our gaming forefathers. I enjoy to cook anything (Mostly Italian <3), and I have an unhealthy obsession with running my fingers through long hair. (Is that weird?)
    All my life I've been awesome, too awesome, (clearly). And others just couldn't handle me. Some people like playing games and socialising, while I prefer to spend my time playing with myself. (Since I have only one board game it's never a surprising result except for when I loose.) As you can probably already tell I have gone much of my life alone, friendless. I consider myself Demiromantic, but recently I've been having an inner battle within my self. Debating wether or not I am Demiromantic, or Aromantic. I do long for the compassion of another. I want to feel these feelings that make people so happy. But I am yet to feel them. I am even yet to feel something as innocent as a crush. :c BUT in the off chance you are interested, talk to me cause I still have hope !
    (EDIT: I have just learned I may be lithromantic. Lithromantic is when you desire to love another but for that love not to be reciprocated. Perfect for a sub!)

    I also love to talk to people. It is very addicting for me. I get nosy at times and have a hard time knowing if I'm crossing a line. So if I am, tell me and I'll step it down. I'm also completely open. And I often fall into the "TMI" zone. so if I do that too, tell me so I can stop. But also feel free to ask me anything! And I mean, anything!
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