Contest Idea

Would you be interested in a dick length contest?

  • Male here, I'm interested

    Votes: 56 72.7%
  • Male here, I'm NOT interested

    Votes: 13 16.9%
  • Female here, I'm interested

    Votes: 5 6.5%
  • Female here, I'm NOT interested

    Votes: 3 3.9%

  • Total voters
    77
  • Poll closed .

lestat221

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So I'm sending out feelers to see if kinktalk would be interested in a contest! Specifically, a contest to find out which user who posts on kinktalk has the biggest penis. I know it may seem juvenile, but I prefer to think of it as harmless fun.

Men who want to post would have to take a measurement of their dicks next to a ruler or tape measure (cm or in.) with their username in the picture (perhaps written on their junk lol).

First place would get a special amendment to their name (like mine says "Girly Boi") and some added reputation (the points users can accrue from their posts, represented by the green bar/dot on your username

Second place would get a special amendment to their name and some added reputation

Third place would get some added reputation

Thoughts? Concerns? Anyone have any ideas for a female version? I was thinking "Who can take the biggest object" or something. Let me know!! ;)
 
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slaveSF

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I'm game! But I'd like to suggest that the low 10% of the field is "punished" by adding a "pindick" usertitle ;)
 

lestat221

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Possibly something for the smallest! I don't want to alienate guys who aren't into humiliation persay...

Also, please vote :p
 

sissypk

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That´s really a great idea for a contest I´d definitely sign up for that and I also like SlaveSF idea.I think you should make it so that they have the punishment part like the pindick or whatever for a week or a month on their profile and then they can decide if the want to leave it there or erase it.
 

shadowice0823

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sounds like a fun idea id been thinking of posting an album myself anyway and eventually including a picture like that.

As for the girls would be hard to tell insertion wise since i dont think a ruler would be quite as easy for them to insert. Maybe we could see how many pencils/pens they could stuff in or something.
 

lestat221

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yeah... I was thinking girth wise...

Or maybe something else, I dunno...
 

sissypk

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How about babydick that´s how my master always calls me


Likes:Crossdressing,Humiliation,Publi c(Not something like walking down the street naked),piss,bondage,petplay,cum eating, masturbation denial,bodywriting
Dislikes:scat,extrem,pain,family,frie nds ,permanent,blood,wedgies
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Hunterman36

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I think it would be great, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't win.
 

anonimousbob

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Sounds good, I know I won't win but would still like to take part.

You could do 2 "who can take the biggest". One for the girls and one for guys and girls (anally).
 

lestat221

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That's a great idea! I hope this gets more steam behind it
 

depravedChattel

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I kinda like the idea, it sounds like fun. Maybe we could brainstorm some punishments not just for the smallest, but also for the people who end up in the middle?
 

anonimousbob

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I kinda like the idea, it sounds like fun. Maybe we could brainstorm some punishments not just for the smallest, but also for the people who end up in the middle?

Perhaps have a series of ranks. So the smallest and biggest 3/5/7/10 (depending on how many enter) get ranked, and the biggest can punish the smallest.

Say there are 6 people, ranked from 1 (smallest) to 6 (biggest)

1 gets a punishment from all the others, 2 gets punishments from 3-6, 3 gets a punishment from 4-6
 

Mattjhns

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i have a pretty average size dick so i would be somewhat interested in the measurement contest, but i think it would be interesting to also have one about who can take the most/ anally/ vaginally
 

thatswhatshesaid

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For anyone interested, there is a website called cocksizecontest.com that allows you to compare penis sizes with other men around the world. It also allows for forfeits for the losers of the compares, which is a nice touch. Please don't see this as a shameless plug, just wanted to share some info with you all.
 

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