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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to be speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense."
 

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Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
 

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Listen, my sister is worth more than fifty bucks to fuck.

She is a screamer and likes rough sex.

Give me a hundred and you can do anything you want to her.

Do we have a deal?
 

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If nobody replies to this thread in twenty four hours, the television will be turned off indefinitely.

Do you understand me Mister McMurphy?
 

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Bobby, stop fucking me!

Mom and Dad are coming this way and they look really mad!
 

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Dad, is there anything special that you would like for breakfast this morning?

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Dad, are you sure that all you want is a bowl of cereal?

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After you finish your cereal, I have something else that you can eat if you're still hungry.
 

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Sometimes being the personal secretary to the head of the company got a little too 'personal'
 

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Welcome to ABC Liquor, my name is Maria.

If there is anything that I can help you with, just ask.
 

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Thanks honey for letting Daddy take pictures of you.

Okay, now stand up and take the rest of your clothes off.

You can leave your shoes on if you want.
 

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Honey, how do you like the new car that Daddy bought for you?

"It's okay I guess."

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"The backseat is really big and comfortable. I really like this car now. Daddy, if you want to try it out with me, I will give you 1/2 off the price that I normally charge my other customers."
 

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Honey, like I told you before, I am not going to keep giving you a weekly cash allowance for nothing. You are eighteen now and have to earn it. The only thing I want you to do this week is take off your clothes so I can take a few pictures of you nude in public. It's either that, or you don't get the allowance.

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That's a good girl. Now, take off your panties and walk around the parking lot. Make sure you smile at everyone and act like you are having a good time.
 

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I asked my sexy sister if I could fuck her...

Oh my God, she replied, "Sure you can. Let's get it on."
 

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Honey, thanks for letting Daddy take a few pictures of you sitting outside on a picnic table at the County Park. Now, I can email them to the people I work with. I have been telling them that you are a beautiful young woman and should be in magazines, but they don't believe me.

"Daddy, that was sweet of you to say. Would you like me to take my clothes off so you can send nude photos of me to them?"

Honey, that was nice of you to ask, but this is a public place and there are people walking around.

"Daddy, I don't care if people see me naked. Do you want to take pictures of me or not?"

Oh my God, go ahead and get naked if you want to!

The people I work with are really going to enjoy these!
 

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A few months ago my wife's brother moved in with us. He is going through a divorce, so we decided to give him a place to live for a while. Anyway, I noticed that my wife started flirting with him.

She regularly walks around the house naked, but I didn't think she would do that with her brother watching. During the evenings she began sitting very close to him on the couch while we are watching television.

I wanted to find out what they are doing when I am at work, so I installed a hidden camera in the living room.

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Well, my assumption was right and I was shocked!

I knew that my wife is a slut, but I really didn't think she would have sex with her own brother!

To tell you the truth, after the initial shock, I found pleasure in viewing the hidden videos and pictures.

About a week ago I confronted them. They made up some lies, but then I showed them where my camera is located.

My wife was crying, but she stopped when I told her that I approved of them having sex, but want them to do it while I take pictures.

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Now, they fuck on the living room couch every night and I have a really nice collection of videos and pictures.
 

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On my eighteenth birthday, my hot mother gave me what I wanted.

We went out for dinner and dancing, then had sex in a motel room.

It was awesome!

We now have sex every day when Dad is at work.

Sometimes we even fuck on the living room couch late at night when he is upstairs sleeping.
 

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Daddy, I see you are playing poker with your friends.

I don't want to interrupt anything, but can I show my new tattoo to them?

It would mean a lot to me to get their personal opinions if they like it or not.

[One man says, "That's a really nice tattoo young lady." The others also make flattering comments.]

It makes me happy that you like it.

Do you guys want me to be your waitress and serve drinks for the rest of the evening?

It will give you a chance to look at the tattoo really close up.
 

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Thanks Daddy for the new computer.

Get a chair and sit next to me.

We will learn how to use it together.
 

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