Sex Machines

Just on the wild chance that you're not the only one on the planet who wants to go cheap on the sex stimulation, I did a simple Google search. Guess what site came up first?

http://www.homemadefuckingmachine.com/

not just that one, but the youtube video. It all looks pretty simple, you can buy model engines from toy shops that have the rotary wheel mechanism, the rest is just some hefty woodwork for stability.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=zAl8F1gl5l4

but ultimately, why not just get a nice new sub and tell him how to work a dildo