"Honey, you are stressed doing your homework. I can help relieve that with a
back massage."
That's not really necessary. Thanks anyway.
Dad, this is not a back massage.
I'm not so sure we should be doing this. Oh my God, is that what I think it is?
"Oh yeah... Yes, yes, yes!"
Oh my God, you just ejaculated inside me!
"Honey, I bet your stress is gone now."
No, I think it's just beginning...