Dick
Cock
Wiener
Pecker
Boner
Hard on
Thing
Piece
Member
Tool
Package
Unit
Shaft
It
Doinker
Prick
Cack
Choad
Chub
Pud
Schlong
Wankie
Dong
Wang
Ding a ling
Ding dong
Long dong
100% all-beef thermometer
Kielbasa
Bratwurst
Meat Popsicle
Big Italian salami
Meat thermometer
Bologna pony
Salami
Sausage
Tube steak
Weenie
Pork sword
Noodle
Banana
Stinky pickle
Corn dog
Magic wand
Staff
Divine Rod
Magic mushroom tip
Love muscle
Love shaft
Love stick
Baby maker
Main vein
Middle leg
Third leg
Baby arm
Tonsil tickler
Anal impaler
Cornholer
Heat-seeking love missile
Beef bayonet
Power drill
Jack hammer
Wedding tackle
Bat
Club
Rod
Pole
Joystick
Jack-in-the-box
Little solider
Tally Whacker
Skin flute
Male organ
D-train
The D
Mr. Happy
Bald-Headed Yogurt Slinger
Big Dick and the Twins
Long Dong Silver
Jimmy
Johnson
Little Chubby
Captain Winky
One Eyed Willy
Ole One Eye
One Eyed Monster
Purple-Headed Soldier
Purple Headed Warrior
Peter
Harry Johnson
Alabama black snake
Anaconda
One eyed snake
One eyed trouser snake
Hog
The Salamander
Purple headed cobra
Electric eel
Worm
Giant Redwood
Horse cock
Hung
Pencil dick
Needle dick
Lincoln Log
Tootsie Roll
Tiny Tim
Twig and berries
Teeny weenie
My favorite is here's Johnny!
