There are several classic mistakes in this, subzzzero is right about changing your orientation. I'm not saying it doesn't happen but if it does then update your profile to "switch" at least.
It was also posted in the wrong section (I moved it), we have a whole category devoted to personals. The specialty threads are designed for discussion on those topics not ads.
These kind of short change around ads will get you nowhere. They come over as desperate and lazy. I'm not singling you out just using your post as an example of what not to do as this is all too common.