Grease it up well.
Fuck it with 10 objects, starting with something a bit big but comfortable and working up until you are almost in tears as you ram yourself.
You must edge but not cum.
Take a belt and administer 50 slaps to it. Apply five pegs to each labia and one to your clit. Now slap and pinch your tits 50 times, remove pegs, put some tooth paste around your labia but not on your clit. Finally get a hair dryer and as it blows warm air in to your cunt as you use the fifth object to fuck your cunt to orgasm. The moment you cum take a whole wedge of paper and push it inside until you are full. Work your clit until you cum again.
