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Buy you 6 large tubes of icy hot! cover your balls your pussy your tits your cunt your ass everything and fill your ass and your pussy up then cover your cock and ballsack all over of your nips on your chest with it Then force it in your urethra the your Reatha tube where your Pee comes out! Now sit back and enjoy the extreme pain for hours do not even think about wiping are washing it off report back to me immediately with the results as pictures would be appreciated so that I know you are real and did what I said the way you were instructed to do it!!! Master Chad. Aka. LONG DONG