I gotta say I agree, this sort of thing goes on much too often.
If you expect someone to put in effort and come up with some sort of exotic, extreme scenario then be prepared to put in something yourself. What you're describing is basically a form of role play and that's a two player game, either be prepared to write something tempting to get the guys started or supply some teasing photos if you want a response.
And another point, in your original post you say you want to talk to someone about your fantasy, well guess what honey talking involves asking questions!
This whole line of silly demands and tantrum responses seems pretty immature to me, sure you're old enough to be here?