Try me, tie me, cry me (if you can). “Anyway you want it” (Journey). “Never too old” (Monrroe). “It’s ‘Susy’s’ turn to ride” (Blue Oyster). The adventure: nude, bound, “man-toy” pleasuring your desires. I’m 76, healthy and fit. Ride a bicycle. Push wheelchairs. Absent is excitement, and the (scary) thrill present when submissively vulnerable to another’s intrigues. Never cry nor complain. Mistresses, thank you.