...............I moved on from my paper route to various proper jobs. One of which was a milk roundsman – back in the days when milk was delivered fresh to people’s doorsteps
Obviously, this required getting up early in the morning which, based upon the time of year, meant that I spent a lot of the time in the dark before the sun rose in the morning.
Darkness, early hours, no-one around – can you see where this is going ??
It had been some years since I’d had my naked experience in the field and I was back to daring myself again. I wasn’t too sure how much I could get away with and so I would dare myself to have my jeans fly undone for 10 minutes or to have my shirt unbuttoned to the waist for 10 minutes etc – little things like that
At that time of the morning, I managed to get away with every challenge that I set myself which, based upon the time of day and the lack of people around, isn’t surprising really.
I started to realise what I could get away with and my thoughts immediately zoomed to nudity.
Surely, I couldn’t get away with being completely naked ?? I’d never be able to do that !! However, the more I thought about it, the more I realised that it was a possibility. No-one else was up and about at that time of day and if anyone did go past me in my truck, they were in a car and normally travelling at speed so they wouldn’t notice me. Anyway, I had driveways and bushes to hide behind if that happened.
Therefore, one morning, I decided to bite the bullet and do it.
I got about 2 miles away from the depot which was about 1/10th of the way through the round. I took off my shirt and continued with my deliveries for a short while. So far so good. I removed my jeans and continued with my deliveries. At this point, I was simply wearing my shorts. Sooo far sooo good !! Again, my heart was thumping and I was back to being a teenager again. Would I dare myself to be completely naked ?? You bet I would !! I slid my shorts down my legs and stepped out of them. I then continued with my deliveries for about another 20 minutes.
The deliveries involved lots of jogging up and down people’s paths. Jogging naked (for a bloke) brings it’s own challenges (different to those of a woman ;-) )but I found that I liked the feeling of my bits and pieces flopping around as I ran.
The truck would do 13 miles each day and so with me jogging up and down people’s driveways, backwards and forwards to the truck, I reckon I was doing the equivalent of a marathon each day.
That 20 minutes was a wonderful experience and set the tone for a number of similar experiences in the future and to this day, I don’t think any of the people in my town ever realised that their milk was delivered to them by me, completely naked.
Obviously, this required getting up early in the morning which, based upon the time of year, meant that I spent a lot of the time in the dark before the sun rose in the morning.
Darkness, early hours, no-one around – can you see where this is going ??
It had been some years since I’d had my naked experience in the field and I was back to daring myself again. I wasn’t too sure how much I could get away with and so I would dare myself to have my jeans fly undone for 10 minutes or to have my shirt unbuttoned to the waist for 10 minutes etc – little things like that
At that time of the morning, I managed to get away with every challenge that I set myself which, based upon the time of day and the lack of people around, isn’t surprising really.
I started to realise what I could get away with and my thoughts immediately zoomed to nudity.
Surely, I couldn’t get away with being completely naked ?? I’d never be able to do that !! However, the more I thought about it, the more I realised that it was a possibility. No-one else was up and about at that time of day and if anyone did go past me in my truck, they were in a car and normally travelling at speed so they wouldn’t notice me. Anyway, I had driveways and bushes to hide behind if that happened.
Therefore, one morning, I decided to bite the bullet and do it.
I got about 2 miles away from the depot which was about 1/10th of the way through the round. I took off my shirt and continued with my deliveries for a short while. So far so good. I removed my jeans and continued with my deliveries. At this point, I was simply wearing my shorts. Sooo far sooo good !! Again, my heart was thumping and I was back to being a teenager again. Would I dare myself to be completely naked ?? You bet I would !! I slid my shorts down my legs and stepped out of them. I then continued with my deliveries for about another 20 minutes.
The deliveries involved lots of jogging up and down people’s paths. Jogging naked (for a bloke) brings it’s own challenges (different to those of a woman ;-) )but I found that I liked the feeling of my bits and pieces flopping around as I ran.
The truck would do 13 miles each day and so with me jogging up and down people’s driveways, backwards and forwards to the truck, I reckon I was doing the equivalent of a marathon each day.
That 20 minutes was a wonderful experience and set the tone for a number of similar experiences in the future and to this day, I don’t think any of the people in my town ever realised that their milk was delivered to them by me, completely naked.
