You want something special, got it for you. Go to the market and pick up celery, cherry tomato, carrots, and a huge cucumber, and some ranch dressing. Now when you get home, get the olive oil out, and oil up the cucumber, and slide it in your pussy, and work it until you orgasm 2 times, and put the cucumber aside. Next take the vegetables, and make a vegetable platter, and use the ranch dressing as a dip. Now wash and peel the cucumber, and slice it up, and bring it into work the next day as a treat for everybody.
Bet you didn't see that coming.