Ok for this one, get naked (obviously) and shave half of that nasty hairy cunt straight up the middle. Dry shave with clippers or a razor making sure to save the pubes you shave off. Now write in marker across those tiny bumps "NO TITS", and across your belly "Dumb Cunt". Pull a pair of dirty panties over your head to cover your face except for your mouth. Now put those dirty pubes on your tongue, the whole lot and open wide and stick your tongue out so we can see. Then get some photos, a close up of the shaved cunt, a close up of the pubes on your tongue and a full body to show how stupid you look.
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