Married older daughter says to her father, "Dad, my husband and I are delighted that you stopped by to visit us while you are in town on a business trip. It's getting late, why don't you spend the night with us?"
Her father replies, "Well, you only have one bedroom, but the couch looks comfortable enough. I will accept your offer and stay."
[The daughter gently grasps her father's hand then leads him to the bedroom and closes the door.]
The father says, "Honey, what are you doing?"
Daughter replies, "Dad, you are a guest in our home and my husband and I will not have you sleeping on the couch. I told him spend the night in the living room and you will be sleeping with me."
The father nervously says, "I see that you are preparing to put on something to sleep in tonight. I bet you are like your mother and like flannel pajamas."
Daughter replies, "No, I don't like flannel pajamas. I sleep in the nude and think you should too. Don't worry about the bed banging against the wall and the squeaky springs. My husband is a heavy sleeper."
Daughter says, "Well, what are you waiting for? Take your clothes off and let's get in bed."
[The next morning]
Daughter says, "Good morning Dad. I hope you slept well last night. What would you like me to make you breakfast before you go to work? How about some eggs, toast and orange juice? Afterwards, we can jump back into bed for a few minutes and have some fun like we did last night."
Her father replies, "Well, you only have one bedroom, but the couch looks comfortable enough. I will accept your offer and stay."
[The daughter gently grasps her father's hand then leads him to the bedroom and closes the door.]
The father says, "Honey, what are you doing?"
Daughter replies, "Dad, you are a guest in our home and my husband and I will not have you sleeping on the couch. I told him spend the night in the living room and you will be sleeping with me."
The father nervously says, "I see that you are preparing to put on something to sleep in tonight. I bet you are like your mother and like flannel pajamas."
Daughter replies, "No, I don't like flannel pajamas. I sleep in the nude and think you should too. Don't worry about the bed banging against the wall and the squeaky springs. My husband is a heavy sleeper."
Daughter says, "Well, what are you waiting for? Take your clothes off and let's get in bed."
[The next morning]
Daughter says, "Good morning Dad. I hope you slept well last night. What would you like me to make you breakfast before you go to work? How about some eggs, toast and orange juice? Afterwards, we can jump back into bed for a few minutes and have some fun like we did last night."
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