Mother replies, "Honey, it's getting late. Just turn off your web cam and stop telling everyone that you are a little boy."
Mother's son says, "Mom, another guy wants me to join his Boy Scout Troop and go camping with him. I asked him how many other boys will be there, but he said that I will be the only one."
Mother replies, "Where is he from?"
Son says, "Some place in New York and he will pay all expenses."
Mother says, "Honey, turn off your computer and go to bed."
