If you're that gross then you need to be stripped clean, soap wont do that, only chillies will. So get some vegetable oil, finely chop some chillies and mix them with the oil, leave it to soak up that lovely chilli flavour for 10 full minutes. During that time you may play with yourself, but do not touch your pussy with your hands, we want to save the hot surprise
After the 10 minutes apply the chilli oil to your pussy on the OUTSIDE, completely cover your pussy in. Now lay back, spread your legs like a guy would
if one would ever fuck you, and wait for 60 seconds. Get a clock or a watch, exactly 60 seconds.
After 60 seconds you will wait without moving for one second for ever pound (lb) you weigh.
After that you can have a shower, but I assure you, the fun wont end as soon as you'd like