"Walking around in agony" is the effect we are looking for eh?
Ok. Put on a nice pair of silky underwear and some jeans. Grab a pair of gardening gloves and head to a patch of waste ground. You are looking for a good nettle patch.
Then put on your glove, take off your top and stuff as many nettles into your bra as you can fit. I don't mean just a handful each side - really stuff them in.
Now get dressed again.
I bet you know what you are doing next, eh?
Now take off your jeans and pull down your knickers, at least as far as your knees. Fill them with nettles too - just put handful after handful in until the top of the pile is brushing your cunt.
...and pull your knickers up, put your jeans back on and go home.
Oh, and no getting undressed again until the nest l next morning
Sound like your kind of fun?
Any questions?