The idea for this thread was inspired by a story I heard a while back, basically its kind of a cautionary about anything that you may have tried while masturbating that has gone badly wrong.
So the story was told by a woman about when she was in her teens, she had discovered masturbation and quickly enlisted her electric toothbrush as a makeshift vibrator. She had been using it for months and progressed from using the brush end as a wand to inserting the handle section as a full on vibrating dildo. One evening during her playtime the toothbrush stopped vibrating so she pulled it out to investigate and was horrified to find the battery door had popped off and was missing as were the 2 batteries! In a flat panic she fished around with her fingers but was unable to find either the batteries or the door.
At the time she was living in a rural area over 100kms from the nearest town so a visit to the doctor or ER was out so after more than an hour of her panicked attempts still hadn't located anything she finally went to her dad. Turned out her mum was visiting family so her only choice was dad. After a rapid confession and explanation her very uncomfortable dad managed to extract the missing batteries and door using a long spoon.
Apparently they both avoided eye contact for months after that!
I guess the moral here is if you use an improvised make sure you work out anything that could come off and get lost!
Anyone else have any mishaps or misadventures they'd like tot share?
So the story was told by a woman about when she was in her teens, she had discovered masturbation and quickly enlisted her electric toothbrush as a makeshift vibrator. She had been using it for months and progressed from using the brush end as a wand to inserting the handle section as a full on vibrating dildo. One evening during her playtime the toothbrush stopped vibrating so she pulled it out to investigate and was horrified to find the battery door had popped off and was missing as were the 2 batteries! In a flat panic she fished around with her fingers but was unable to find either the batteries or the door.
At the time she was living in a rural area over 100kms from the nearest town so a visit to the doctor or ER was out so after more than an hour of her panicked attempts still hadn't located anything she finally went to her dad. Turned out her mum was visiting family so her only choice was dad. After a rapid confession and explanation her very uncomfortable dad managed to extract the missing batteries and door using a long spoon.
Apparently they both avoided eye contact for months after that!
I guess the moral here is if you use an improvised make sure you work out anything that could come off and get lost!
Anyone else have any mishaps or misadventures they'd like tot share?