Are there any objects around your house which are bigger (thicker and longer) than any toy you currently have?
Go to each room, completely naked, and look for the biggest thing to shove in your asshole or pussy. Fuck yourself with that object for 5 edges in the room you found the object. When you're done edging with the object in that room, put it back in its original location covered with your "juices" then go to the next room. When you been in every room inside, go outside in search of large objects.
Provide a detailed report of each location visited, the object you chose, how you were able to fit it inside you. After you "anointed" each object, how long did it take for someone to notice (or complain about) your "handiwork" without knowing you were the "culprit"?