"Heh heh heh, they said "boogie!"
I have always wondered if two (or more) ill lovers who were afflicted equally would want a go at a "Hack-tooey sneeze-n-phlegmfest". (One shudders at the biohazard clean-up however...)
Now THAT would be one of those categories I would have NO IDEA where to Google to look for...
But thanks for the, ahem, idea...